Luvverly tree!
"Beware the Vulturewock, old drake!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the New York bird, forsake
That frumious Band of cats!"
He filled his beak with herbal tea:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Christmas tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in quackish thought he stood,
The Vulturewock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And googled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal beak went snicker-snack!
He left her there, and without a care
He went a-waddling back.
`Twas brillig, and the slimy duck
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy now and covered in muck,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
(Sorry, just finished cleaning the drains...)
Just reliving old battles... err... memories..

Some handy tips to avoid those unwanted Christmas accidents...
Do not put hand in oven while turkey is cooking,
as it is likely to be very angry.
Frightening Granny whilst eating her pudding
may result in emergency visit to dentist.
