Well, try this for a first pass. (Don't look at it too closely, though, or you'll see how wonky it is.)
To preempt the obvious replies:
- Yes, it'd be trs cool if everyone could do this. I agree. A colleague and I are working on it.
- No, it's not that difficult, but the process via which I'm making them at the minute ... well, I don't dislike any of you enough to make you repeat it.
- Sheesh! Just relax, will ya? It's only been a week!